mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

(Source: millie-m0o)

71,649 notes

psychobutfabbb:

How Bae is when I try to seduce him

psychobutfabbb:

How Bae is when I try to seduce him

(Source: g-uys)

78,260 notes

webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

525,872 notes

I hope you know that no one will love you like I did. That’s not bitter, or resentful, it’s just the truth.

4,939 notes

yungkawaiiinigga:

bootydemons:

senorhoudini:

retrogrvde:

retrogrvde:

retrogrvde:

I came to slap

really put three people down via slaps.

I just can’t move on from thisShit raw as fuck

i laughed soo hard.

this nigga savage

are we gonna acknowlege how he slapped that 1st shawty hair clean off her head

yungkawaiiinigga:

bootydemons:

senorhoudini:

retrogrvde:

retrogrvde:

retrogrvde:

I came to slap

really put three people down via slaps.

I just can’t move on from this

Shit raw as fuck

i laughed soo hard.

this nigga savage

are we gonna acknowlege how he slapped that 1st shawty hair clean off her head

(Source: cedricprince)

33,710 notes

Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you
30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

5,316 notes

shadysinns:

Steve-o vs Seaworld

shadysinns:

Steve-o vs Seaworld

3,731 notes

Do not sabotage your new relationship with your last relationship’s poison.
Steve Maraboli (via charmrose)

(Source: observando)

24,280 notes

theedark-knight:

theedark-knight:

reallycooldood:

glovesinthesummertime:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Lmaooo this brought out my childish giggle

FUCK.

LMFAO I laughed ENTIRELY too hard😂

😂😂😂this shit is STILL funny

57,467 notes

feathair:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

176,720 notes