I miss you. I wait for your name to light up my screen but it never does anymore.
I keep checking my phone in the hope you’ll text me back. But then I wish you’d text me because you actually wanted to, and not because I texted upset and annoyed.
I’m a fool for you, but I still think you’re lovely.
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
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